In its continuing attempt to become a greener company, Coca-Cola has slowly been unveiling new bottle designs for its line of beverages.
The new 20-ounce bottle (shown above) features a new contour shape with an embossed Coca-Cola logo and a completely new bottle cap design. The new cap is shorter and supposedly easier to twist open than the previous Coca-Cola plastic bottle design.
Images from NICOclub
All of the changes to the bottle design have reduced Coca-Cola’s PET (polyethylene terephthalate) consumption by 5%. If anything, the new bottle is a step in the right direction by a major international business to limit the effects of plastic on the environment (in hopes that areas like these don’t continue to grow at such alarming rates).
I’m glad they did it for a socially responsible reason, because honestly, the new caps suck. They’re slippery and hard to get twisted on in one try — just spilled a bunch of Dasani all over my car seat for this reason.
Ugh.
you shouldnt drink that garbage water anyway!
Bottled water is the biggest problem we have in the first place.
I noticed the change in design when I saw my Dad having difficulty opening a coke. Two tries and a towell later I finally got it open but not before it had a chance to spew all over the place. I have opemed several since then and they all had problems, and don’t even think of re-caping one. It will just cross thread and/or leak like crazy. I had rather pay an extra penny and be able to open and close the damn thing. My Dad and I fixed the problem. We now have Pepsico products in the fridge until Coke decides to stop screwing things up. Hopefully they will eventually give us a choice…”New Cap” or “CLASSIC CAP”.
I HATE THE NEW CAPS. these are terrible to put back on! I have always been a coke drinker. The original then switched to “NEW” coke then to Classic. Eventually I made the switch to DIET coke. So I can adapt to change. But this time I will changing to Pepsi products as they still have user-friendly caps!
DID I mention I HATE THE NEW CAPS ON COKE PRODUCTS!!!!
Jim,
Check out what my company has to offer to remedy this cap situation.
I hate the new Coke caps also.
Thanx,
Kevin Haynes,President
Concept Enterprises LLC
Check out where dipshit?
Here’s an easy way of getting the top off one of these without getting too frustrated or paying money for some ridiculous product. Take a rubber band and twist it around the unopened cap, the rubber will give a lot more grip than the ridges on the cap making it much easier to open. This is more of a problem with carbonated beverages because the carbonation tends to push upward on the cap making the frictional resistance much higher than, say a water or other non-carbonated drink. Hope this helps someone out.
If it helps cut cost and save the environment I am OK with that.
I understand the old metal bootle top design they where going for, But it is clearly not working funcitonaly.
I think they should do one of to things
1. Add the old ridges back to the plastic cap.
2. Redesign the top lip so that the caps sticks out farther so it is easier to grip like the old glass bottles
Dennis Ray Nestor Jr.
ideaguy.tv
everybody just need to quit complaining. they did something good for the environment and that quite frankly is smart. people are never satisfied! and honestly if u switched to pepsi just for a silly cap…i have to say is quite sad! honestly if this is affecting ur life that much…wow! there is alot more going on out there in this world than some coke spilling in ur car…chill out…get a car wash…..i love coca cola! and changing a cap will not lead me to switch to pepsi anytime soon…
I would normally agree. It does sound silly -switching to Pepsi because of a cap?! I love Coke (and hate Pepsi)! But tonight I got fast food to eat in my half-hour commute home in my car, and couldn’t open the cap open at all. And I’m not a weakling… former athlete, former law enforcement & currently in my late 30′s. So my choices were to eat to my food cold when I arrived home but enjoy my now-luke warm Coke with it OR eat it hot (and now) without drinking. I choose the latter. So if my options are not drinking a Coke unless I have access to a pipe wrench or switching to Pepsi – well, …I’m switching. Let’s hope it is temporary and they redesign this silly cap.
“peacelovehappiness said:
everybody just need to quit complaining. they did something good for the environment and that quite frankly is smart. people are never satisfied! and honestly if u switched to pepsi just for a silly cap…i have to say is quite sad! honestly if this is affecting ur life that much…wow! there is alot more going on out there in this world than some coke spilling in ur car…chill out…get a car wash…..i love coca cola! and changing a cap will not lead me to switch to pepsi anytime soon…”
Now there is some peace, love, and happiness for you : )
I’ve cut myself numerous times on the new caps, and they are very difficult to open and hang on to. I’m tired of dropping the stupid things on the floor when I recap the bottle.
Not only are they difficult to open and reseal, i have had several bottles of coke that were flat. Another bottle was lying on its side on the counter, never opened and it leaked coke all over the counter, So yes i am switching to Pepsi, even if I don’t like it as well, at least it has fizz when I open it.
So I am NOT alone………..
Oh just to let everyone know, even w/o the new caps. Coke told me the shelf life before going flat is 3 months, that will EXCELERATE greatly now with the leaking caps
I bought 2 cases 2 weeks ago and have had 1/2 of them leak WITHOUT so much as opening them.
One in my brief case destroying TONS of work and a MESS of my Case, another in my daughters Luggage, many others just in the cabinet while in storage (hours of work cleaning up that mess). If they are NOT straight up, there is a 50% failure rate of leaking all over where ever it is.
I had my bottles on there side (like I store my 2 liter bottles) and when I went get a few I saw 1/2 were missing 50% of the contents. I wanted to ask the kids what happened to them, but upon looking closer I saw under the shelf (rack type) everything under was covered in it, NONE were opened, banged or disturbed.
This is a case of fixing what isn’t broke AGAIN, to save less than a penny in costs. They are thinner and less reliable. I designed plastic molds for 8 years and KNOW this was for a cost cutting measure here. NOT to make it easier to open, please that’s a joke of an excuse. It saved as I said less than a penny and I guess when you sell over 10 million a year it adds up. But at who’s expense now? There is no way on earth am I buying another one of those and I would like to call the consumer relations about this. (Cant find the number anywhere, help would be appreciated if anyone knows it). I have a few hundred dollars of damage now b/c these cheap bastards didn’t do proper testing.
The new caps are just awful!
Not only are they harder to grip, but the bottom edge of the cap is VERY sharp. On two occasions, I’ve sliced the side of my finger while opening bottles. (Picture a *really* bad and deep paper cut… LOL.) I found a few other people on Internet message boards who had the same thing happen to them.
I sent a letter to Coca-Cola this morning letting them know about it. Not sure if that will do any good, though.
I sent a message to them and they DID e-mail me and even called me yesterday. (I also called there customer support in Ga too.) Being a Mechanical engineer and knowing how products can fail for strictly budget cuts, I felt it was the right thing to do. This was a coorparate move and profit based. Not for looks and not to be “GREEN” (thats a joke). Nobody buys it ofr the looks either, I buy coke for one reason, taste. SIMPLE as that. When they last made a bonehead move back in 85 (removing coke for new coke) I stopped buying it. It tasted like Pepsi and if I wanted Pepsi I would have bought just that. It toke close to a year for the management to wake up then. I sure hope that is NOT the case again. The 20 oz Bottles and any future changes like that I will NEVER EVER buy again. I told them that too. Stop trying to save a penny when in turn you can tick off your customers. Just think of how many times you MAY actually lay down your bottle, be it transit, a pantry, even your pocket. They leak, it is not worth the clean up. So if I have to switch brands again…so be it.
hey mike, have you still been getting cut on the coke bottles? i have gotten cut four different times, and it hurts like heck. i have discovered that it’s not the cap itself, but the clear plastic rim under the cap. they have a nub sticking out that is sharp, and it cuts like a blade when you open or re-cap the bottle. they really need to be made aware of this, because i am sure that there are more than just a few of us who are getting painful cuts on our hands from their bottles.
I wondered if getting the cuts was just me! It’s like a tiny deli slicer. One minute you’re trying to wrench open a coke and the next minute you’ve got a small flap of skin hanging on the side of your index finger Not a good design.
I just purchased my last 20 oz. Coke with the sad excuse for a cap. I work for a closure company and know first hand why the switch was made… money. Could not get the cap off and had to wait until I got home to open it. I can only hope the other soda companies don’t follow suit. I prefer Coke over Pepsi, but will buy Pepsi until improvements are made. I will also be sending Coke a message. Maybe if enough people do, it will help.
I’m so glad to know I’m not the only one who has had problems with getting a cut from opening this bottle. How annoying!! I called and they were really nice and responded back quickly!! Hopefully the response to fix the problem will be quick too.
I hate the new caps. I’ve been just seething for an outlet to tell Coke that it sucks. First, they are not thinking about those with Arthritis. I have no strength in my fingers and I find that I can’t even twist the damn thing off. I’ll choke down a Pepsi before I buy another Coke product… Let’s go Coke – start listening!
Can i just chime in and say i too hate the new caps, so much so that i am writing this not 2 minutes after noticing the new stupid cap and promptly googling what the devil is up with this wackness. the grip sucks. why would they make it harder to open like this, those fools!
Me and my wife run the marketing group for a new product on the market called the Insta-Sip. It fits a wide variety of different soda, juice, water bottles, Gatorade, Sobe, Ensure, etc. Goto http://instasip.wdpmg.com to see how it works. UNFORTUNATELY, because Coke changed their tops and threading it no longer fits any Coke products. Hope they go back to the old tops, guess we’ll have to wait and see.
Third time in a month that my hand has gone raw and BLED from these goddamn coke tops.
Screw them, I’m switching to Pepsi.
I just had to open one for my mom and I got cut. I had to get a frickin’ pipe wrench to open it. I am a 37 year old healthy and very able man. I can lift my own body weight and I need a pipe wrench to open a coke without injury? What has happened to society? Products are supposed to be getting better not worse. Whoever made the decision at Coca Cola to go with these bottle caps should be fired and exiled to New Jersey. The engineers who designed it should be sat down and forced to open 100 bottles in a row with no pipe wrench or anesthetic. Green? Yeah it’s more green (less plastic means more “green” for coke). The bottom line is that the cap should be recalled by the company before consumer affairs has to. Everyone who gets cut on one of these should go to the emergency room, in an ambulance, and get the best medical treatment you can afford even ask for follow up therapy and an X-Ray. Then start a class action suit against these idiots at Coca Cola.
i’ve gotten cut several times from these bottles. it isn’t the cap. it’s the clear plastic rim under the cap. it has a nub sticking out, and watch out!!!! it bites!!!!!
I cut the crap out of myself today on a coke cap. I have noticed the same finger always having a small shallow cut, over and over and didnt know how I was doing it. Today I put 2 and 2 together, because the ONLY thing I had touched was a coke. This one was pretty deep and bled like crazy. I am going to contact coke too.
To whomever says everyone needs to stop complaining – I think bodily injury is a dang good reason.
Okay, my co-workers thought I was crazy when I was complaining about getting cut while trying to take the caps off. It’s happened to me twice that actually took skin off (it’s scraped me more than that). I try to be really careful, but moving my finger up to avoid the cut put it in a place where I have less of a grip and then can’t open the bottle. Sucks.
The new Coke top is one of the worst user-friendly product designs I have ever seen. Opening a re-sealed Coke requires a stick of dynamite. I believe it may be easier to open a can of beans with a straw. Some of the tops are so difficult I have had to go to my toolbox for a pair of channellock pliers.
It’s rediculous.
Every aforementioned problem is true. The cap is poorly designed. I have had three people in three days ask me to open bottles for them and each time it gets harder and harder. More problematically, I’m a college student so Coke has monopolized the soda vending on campus.
My recommendation: Go ask dad for an old pair of pliers to bring to school with you. You need it to function now that Coca Cola has ruined their bottle design ^_^.
I sent Coca Cola another message about their bottle caps. Huge waste of time there. I’m a bit annoyed that they sent back a form letter reply. Obviously they didn’t pay much attention to my letter. They want me to fill out some stupid detailed report about my “incident”… listing type of product, date, time, product code from the offending bottle, etc. (I guess next time I’ll remember to keep the blood-soaked bottle instead of throwing it away.)
I’ve cut my finger open twice on the new coke caps, and I have some bottles that won’t open at all by hand. I’ve noticed them being flat as well. My fingers don’t reach the plastic rim when I open them, but I can see and fee a sharp edge on every single cap. The cap bottoms need a bit more substance to them to remove that sharp edge. Otherwise, they need to go back to the old caps. Hopefully they will receive enough complaints about them and make a change.
I am a medical professional working in a diagnostic lab, outnumbered by women by a ratio of 1:10. As the sole representative of the male gender in the lab, I struggle to maintain some shred of a macho, rugged image. At least 3 times a month, I’m asked by one of my fellow technologists to open their Coca-Cola bottles for them. Forcing myself not to cringe when I oblige their requests with a not-so-firm “Sure, why not” I pinch that #@!$&% new cap between my forefinger and thumb with all the force I can muster. As that stupid red cap with its sleek new design slips out of my grip over and over again, I curse under my breath and wonder what mind-altering drugs was the genius who invented these torturous caps on when he or she conceived the idea for them. These caps are ruining me, Coca-Cola! First it was Mr. Pibb, which is a diabetic coma in a can; then there was OK Cola, and, I’m sorry, but “clear cola” is a violation of common sense; and NOW THIS! I’m pointing my horribly disfigured, skinned-up finger at you, Coke! You don’t know what it’s like, handing that bottle back time after time and admitting that I’m not man enough to open a bottle of pop. Just this morning we were watching Tom Selleck guest starring on Friends when a co-worker again asked that dreaded question, “Can you open this Coke bottle for me?” I grunted, sweated, twisted, and turned but finally had to give it back to her. Once she finally got the bottle open (with the assistance of a Jaws-of-Life we borrowed from the squad in the ER), she looked at me and said (in an icy, biting tone), “I bet you Tom Selleck could have done it.”
Thanks a lot, Coca-Cola!
Yes, these caps are horrid. Haven’t experienced any bodily harm yet, but I have had the experience of, on numerous occasions, being unable to open them because either A) I have lotion on my hand(I work in a hospital, so I wash my hands a lot, so my hands dry out quickly, so I use lotion a lot), or B) The condensation on the bottle/cap from the vending machine is too thick (if there’s *any* condensation, it’s too thick) to open them. Honestly, when you can’t open the d@mn bottle right when the machine poops it out, something is wrong. And if you’ve got lotion on your hands, forget it, just bite the d@mn thing and twist it off with your head, because drying your hands thoroughly enough so you can twist it off with your hands is, shall we say, difficult. I’m locked into this crap because the hospital I work at only has Coke machines… but when I purchase at the supermarket, it’s Pepsi only from now on. Oh…and just *try* to open one of these bottles while driving a car…without spilling it all over yourself (the bottles bow in with the slightest pressure) or using your teeth…or, probably, getting cut on the d@mn thing from applying enough force…on second thought, don’t.
We don’t have those caps in Sweden. I should be happy, shouldn’t i?
yea seems like they misunderstood the meaning of grip. Really poor r&d. Was searching for the grip and found this…anyone tried these yet? Think they are new…
http://beyonddrinks.com/2008/09/23/coca-cola-in-glass-bottles-with-a-screwcap/
After a hard day, all I want is a drink to go with my ravioli. Is that so much to ask? But no, for a good 15 minutes, I’ve been trying to open my Coke, and my hand is bruised as all hell at this point. Now my ravioli’s cold, I’m putting ice on my hand, and I still can’t open the Coke I paid $1.25 for.
The new design cap is way to hard to open. There is no way an elderly person could open them. Redesign them PLEEEZE.
What were they thinking? When you need a wrench to open it, it’s a poor design. regardless of the environmental impact.
First they destroy the look of Car and Driver now you can’t even get the cap off of the cancer causing Diet Coke I paid 1.59 for. It’s cost cutting pure and simple. I don’t buy this environmental crap.
is available this coke at singapore?
i hopefully get this coke for collection.
Very hard to open. Not enough grip.
peacelovehappiness
If you can’t open the bottle then you can’t drink it.
We just want Coke to be aware that’s the reason
so many people have stopped buying Coke in the bottle!
Finally, I have been validated! I hate these caps so much, and It was detrimental to my self esteem to think I was the only person in the world with this problem. Way to go Coke.
I hate to say that it’s not just the bottles with Coke in them, but all of the 20 oz bottles made by Coca-Cola. I just spent 10 min struggling with my bottle of Vault before finally getting my teeth around it – I must have looked like an idiot. Same stupid cap, same stupid engineering, same pointless suffering.
You know there’s a problem with the cap with people (like me) are searching for this topic and finding it. I tried for 5 minutes to open it, and then found one way that works. If you have any at hand, put a sticky-note on it so that the adhesive is stuck to the cap, and then twist. It actually opens. Thanks, Coke – you save the environment and I’ll waste more paper!
good thing i had a power drill. i drilled a hole on top and then pushed the plastic off, then tore the aluminum foil below the cap with a blade…..the whole works to open this one
i am switching to pepsi after this
I noticed recently I struggled to open my 12 0z. Coca-Cola classics now to the point I can’t open it unless I used a plier. It really hurts my hand when I did try to open it with my hand alone. I consider myself pretty strong for being 55 years old, but I can’t make my hand cup the cap good and it starts turning on my hand rubbing a red spot on my palm. If it had only one bigger ridge on it I believe I could open it.
Hey Coke…..please respond to these complaints. I just broke a blood vessel in my finger trying to open a bottle. It’s pretty bad if you have to keep pliers handy in the kitchen. Hurry up and fix this!
Coke is not my fave…
But when I’m walking around, thirsty, do I even have a choice? I did a taste test and most people think Sam’s better anyway. Brand loyaltists everywhere I go; almost like brainwashing.
Anywho, yeah, the caps are horrible so go and change that ANY time you want. ^^
Oh, and saving the earth is far more imporant than your precious little fingers. Earth will always be here (unless we kill it). You won’t.
My husband just came upstairs..and said” damn…I hate these coke tops” he had to get a towel and wrap around the top to get it open…something is wrong!!! Get with it Coke!!! This is a joke!
I’ve been cursing these for months, and finally googled the problem. That’s how I ended up here.
I have a very simple solution. I always carry a rubber band in my purse, and one in the car. Wrap the rubber band around the cap and it opens easily. Without a rubber band, I cannot open it.
HOWEVER they really need to fix this problem.
I am 40, non-arthritic, been loyal Coke drinker for years, but this is ridiculous.
I ABSOLUTELY HATE THE NEW CAPS!!! What bonehead came up with the big idea to make narrower caps? Coke is sure to lose any older customers that have the least bit of arthritis, etc., because I’m 42, healthy, no muscle problems, etc., and can’t get the damned things open-wake up Coke, quit being so chinchy just to save a few bucks. If it ain’t broke…
I think the person that designed the new cap is a spy for pepsi. He is sure getting them a lot of new business from coke.
So this has been going on since March of 2008. Give it up folks; they’re sticking with it. They save a penny or so — that’s HUGE for Coke, and it comes at the customer’s expense. Today, I had to get out a jar opener to open a friggin Coke bottle! This is ridiculous. Some days, I can open them, but other days I can’t do it at all. I suppose that’s the different hand strength I have. My dad’s wife, who is in her late 60′s, can NEVER open them.
I agree that the only decent option is to buy Pepsi. I like Coke Zero a lot, but Pepsi or Diet Rite is easy to open and the taste is fine.
I am writting you because I am concerned over the bottle of coke I opened today had a plastic nub that put a tiny hole in my hand as I twisted the cap off ,I had bleeding from this and the tear in my skin,I still have the bottle and pictures of my hand ..This is the letter I wrote coke today lets see if they even care enough to respond.
This is ridiculous. To say they had to remove the grooves on the cap to make it more environmentally friendly is plain ludicrous. Yes the caps can still be the shorter variety, just put the grooves back on so people can grip them
Seriously, this isn’t rocket science.
Easier to open my a double-S! I have to get a death grip on these slick tapered caps just to get the bottle open. And then trying to recap the soda takes two or three tries on average before I can get it lined up right. Whoever redesigned these caps should be taken out and beaten. Dumbest idea Coke has had since New Coke back in the 80s.
I can’t believe that Coke has not fixed this problem, or did not re-design the cap BEFORE it went to production, do the people at Coke not try to open their own bottles, if they did they would certainly have changed the design, wouldn’t they?
This is fudiculous that they have not fixed the problem after nearly a year. I will be running around with no hands if I continue to try and open these caps. I think I’m going to Ebay the remaining 2 bottles of Coke I have and switch to Pepsi. Although, I am tempted to try the rubber band and sticky note ideas from above just for the hell of it on the remaining two bottles. What a dilemma this is.
Maybe all of you (jerry lambert) should go and drink pepsi with the rest of the girls!!!!!!!!
I am a cutter and happen to love the new tops and have increase my coca cola intake to a 12 pack a day….
The coke bottles in other countries, well at least in mine (Australia), are exactly the same as they always were. Maybe his effects only Americans.
Well…I dont drink CocaCola but I do drink Dasani. I am very upset about the caps. I mean I am weak as it is on normal caps so its almost impossible to open the new ones. If I was a coke drinker I wouldnt switch to Pepsi cause I dont like Pepsi…however I do find myself thinking of switching to another bottles water. Sucks cause I like Dasani but I cant get the damn bottles open. On the other hand this probably burns more calories than the old bottles. That could be a plus, but its definitely not worth the bruises and cuts. You would think that they would switch the caps with so many complaints.
Oh well
Dear Elizabeth:
Are you really judging this new bottle cap in terms of how many calories you’ll lose with it?? You should really consider cutting out bottles altogether if they are giving you ‘bruises and cuts’.
Sup niggas!!!
Coca Cola out of plastic bottles tastes like garbage, I’m always amazed that people actually drink it. Coca Cola out of an aluminum can (even though metalic tasting) doesn’t taste as bad.
Returnable glass bottles with a deposit solves a lot of problems, as long as the deposit amounts are kept high enough to motivate people to return them and not throw them out of car windows on the street.
What plastic does to the enviornment has been a horrible problem for decades, the only reason consumers are trying to “go green” today is because a handfull of very big corporations are heavily using that slogan in advertising new and often counter-productive products such as CFL(compact flourescent lighting) and solar lighting with rechargable battery packs.
Dearest Elizabeth,
Quit being such a Jerry Lambert and suck it up. That’s the problem with this country, we’ve gone ahead and turned ourselves into a bunch of damn whiners.
I happen to love the new coke caps. In fact, I made a banana hammock for me twig and berries with the 240 bottles of coke I had in the last 3 months. Oh yeah, it feel real nice…especially when I dance the cha-cha like a sissy girl.
People, there are wars going on right now, our economy is in the crapper, and I am worried that Steve-O is not going to win this season’s Dancing With The Stars, and you are all complaining about a freakn’ bottle top. Give it a rest!!!!!
Use the bottom of a computer mouse pad. It’s VERY easy to open one of the Coke bottles with the new caps using the rubber underside of a mouse pad to grip the cap with. It will twist right off easily.
I hope this helps!
Hi!
I am writing from europe and looking for the real dimension of the cap as soon as possible!! Pleaseeeee
I am developing a CSR project and I should now expecially:
the height’s dimension
the diameter ‘s dimension
the exact number of millings on the cap
Please reply to:
sustainability.communications@gmail.com
Please be so kind enough to help me!!
thanks in advance
Fihlo
Or, Tracy…you could take your lazy ass to as to gym and throw some steel. While your at it, take Jerry Lambert with you.
I’m sure the Coca Cola folks would think it trivial, but because I open a bottle 2-3 times per day, I have an habitual gash, scab, and/or scar on my right index finger. Right now I have a swollen right index finger with pus building around it. I may have to wind up seeking medical attention. I think Coke should have to pay the bill. The other day I bought a bottle of Pepsi because there was no Coke available, and I have to tell you it was such a pleasure to be able to open the bottle and drink. It really tasted much better than it usually does. I’ve noticed on the Coke website there is no way to complain about this.
Let me get this straight Debi Dieter…You drink at least 2-3 cokes a day? Did you ever think you wouldn’t have the scab or the need to diet if you cut back on your intake of coke?
Second of all…the website to complain about coke is http://www.quityourdamnwhining.com
Finallyl…If you decide to switch to Pepsi, take that little hack Jerry Lambert with you.
Dear anyone that matters, the pop tops are just another failed attempt to run Pepsi out. If they keep chasing off their customers then they are going to have no one left to purchase their product. They have already lost their older generation with the failed coca cola experiment of 92 but they can still make it if they target at the younger one. The Pepsi website is amazing and is made intentionally for the younger generation. Coca cola is still trying to win back their market but its not going to happen with upgrades such as this one
Dear all,
Are you really interested in trying to create a lawsuit against a soda company for a bottle cap? Really? Stop drinking them! The battle between Pepsi and coke is going to be everlasting and of course Pepsi is better. They target against the younger generation as opposed to trying to go with the coca cola classic which tanked way back in 92. Ease off the soda Debbie dieter and I’m sure the pounds will just melt off…
Hey the real one. Way to be original on the Debi dieter joke.
R u serious? The battle between coke and pepsi? You make it sound like the battle between good and evil. This isn’t dungeons and dragons you freakn’ loser.
I hate to break it to you but Pepsi tastes like warm pee. If u love pepsi so much go and brag about it on the Lifetime channel with the rest of the girls. And take that little bed wetter jerry lambert with you
ur quite horrible arent u. pepsi yum, coke is just like fizzy water
Hard bodied one, you honestly advised me to go to lifetime, that’s incredible. Only a hard bodied individual such as yourself would be so comfortable with your masculinity to suggest that. Thank you by the way.
Not so much the battle between good and evil, but the analogy is definitely there which I appreciate, much to the same extent as the compliment on the Debbie dieter joke.
Hey real one. You’re damn right I’m super masculine!!! I drip machismo. In fact I have enough testosterone to fuel many sets of testicles. You might not believe this but I am so masculine that I can even open the new coke bottles unlike that thumb sucker jerry lambert.
And quit taking my jokes.
Hey Debi Dieter put down the twinkies. I can hear you getting fatter
gosh cool it down, u need help.
hbo,
I’m glad that you think very highly of yourself. You must have really been loved as a child, which is great by the way.
I can almost imagine you just sitting at your computer thinking of your next great comeback, this is great that America has so much free time on their hands.
I didn’t steal your joke, with a name like Debbie dieter on a coke website, there are only so many ways you can go with something like that.
Pepsi is way better.
COKE IS THE SHIT…point blank. and i think it’s good they created a new cap…at least someone cares about our enviroment…i bet PEPSI hasnt done SHIT.
TRO,
You’re damn right I was loved as a child. My parents were the most loving yeti in the pack. I am really impressed how cool you think you are when you compliment everything I say in a condescending tone. I would have never gotten it if great grandma bigfoot hadn’t pointed it out. Thank You.
And for the record, unlike you I don’t sit around pondering my next comeback. I make use of my American time in the sense that I try to multi-task as often as possible. As a matter of fact, I thought of this comeback when I rolled off of your mom this morning!!! OH I GOT YOU GOOD SUCKER!!!!! I swear the mom jokes never get old!!!!
I am such a multi-tasker that I even thought of your come back. ” Dear HBO, I love how you are so talented and were able to think of that comeback while taking care of my mom. It really makes my life easier. Now I spend more time playing world of warcraft with my imaginary supermodel girlfriend who lives in canada and my mom will quit nagging me.”
Your welcome TRO. (It sounds so much cooler, TRO) I’m glad I can help.
Rachel, coke IS the shit!!! I keep telling my substance abuse counselor that and he just doesn’t understand. DO you think that you can talk to him for me.
And Jerry Lambert is still a little sissy girl.
HOW ARE THE DIMENSIONS OF THE BOTTLE
Who the hell gives a crap about the dimensions of the bottle. We have people like that princess, Jerry Lambert crying about how they can’t open a freakn’ coke bottle.
To all,
I see that the real one is nothing more than a real jerry lambert. What no comebacks TRO? And sophie, I would watch my weinee washer if I were you.
ithink coca is abig problem in our life
Swzan you make an excellent point. Your spelling is crap, but you make an excellent point.
The newer bottle design is taller than the older one and now it does not fit in my fridge standing up. I now have to lie it on it’s side on another shelf. I can imagine a lot of drips happening.
heyy ppls..
the design is better but wht bout the bottle
wht botu recycling it nd things…
its a big waste nd bad for our enviroment!!
hope u guys have a think bout it
piya (new zealand)
I LOVE THE NEW BOTTLE CAPS….
I have struggled with my daily diet coke addiction for over 20 yrs now….
I have tried to scale it down many times with no success …
The new bottle cap did what common sense and willpower was unable to do, and it did it in less then one week.
I have quit drinking diet-coke entirely.
The cap is way too small to grab on to, and do we need more hassles in the daily life? Or carry power tools for this reason?
And for those who say this is great for the Green Earth, saving on plastics…should go after the over the counter drug makers, who put 1/2 inch worth of aspirin in a 4 inch tall plastic bottle just to occupy a more prominent shelf space…
Thank you Coca Cola….you just made many of us much healthier!
ItIs The Same As All The Other Bottles Really
the only thing i like about the new (now not-so-new) caps is that they’re less plastic. i’ve heard lots of talk about how they’re harder to put back on and for me, that’s slightly true, but my biggest issue is taking them off, namely if they’re stuck because of the pressure in the bottle and/or your hands are wet, the serated edges — altho a nice retro-ish look — make little paper-cut lacerations in the fingers!
it’s half the reason i’ve stopped drinking Coke and started up with Pepsi after 30 years.
also, if Coke wants to be greener, why don’t they make the caps and rings out of HDPE so the whole thing can be dropped in to be recycled?
Let me get this straight Mia…You had a coca cola addiction for 20 years and you just overcame your addiction because you were too weak to open a stupid little bottle cap? It’s too bad that they didn’t use the same tactic on twinkies, then maybe you would overcome your addiction to fatty cakes.
It might be a good idea to carry at least one tool with you all day…perhaps a hammer. Why do you ask…I’ll tell you why. Because you might want to consider smacking yourself over the head with it when you realize that a stupid little bottle top forced you to quit drinking soda instead of just laying off the coke. And Jerry Lambert is still the biggest pansy I’ve have ever seen.
Ay Hard Bodied One, let me get THIS straight…You’ve been coming back to this site for 8 months now just to attack people?
Grow a set you weak prick.
FU
You are correct. But too be honest with you, I don’t know why I do it. It might be because Oprah is going off the air and I will have no one to channel my anger or because it amuses me that people are complaining about how it is impossible to open a freakin’ coke bottle which hurts their poor whittle fingers.
Besides, what are you gonna do about it? Huh tough guy?
And since you are the one who asked about my pork sword, I will address your question. I’m not gonna lie’ it isn’t really big. It’s more wide than anything. I mean I have a head on this thing like a hub cap. Thanks for asking FU, I love it when my fans write in.
Hugs and Kisses
The Hub Capped One
I LOVE COKE AND PEPSI BUT I LIKE COKE A LOT MORE WHEN I GO TO A PLACE TO EAT I ALWAYS ORDER COKE AND SOME PLACES DON’T EAVEN HAVE COKE JUST PEPSI ALL I SAY IS OK
stupid
I have a callous on my middle finger from it! I am all for the eco-friendly motives, but they need to go about it in a more effective and user-friendly way. Am I the only one with a callous on my finger??? Darn my addiction to diet coke!!
if they really and truly wanted to be green they d just go back to the good old glass bottle.
this is just hypocrisy…
I think I will just quit buying Coke if this is the way it is going to be. The product goes flat much faster than it use to, maybe those caps are good for you but not my family.