Consider this one of the weirder plus dolls ever made. DKE Toys and Purple Flavor are putting out this Bandage and Scab plush doll set for those of us who need something other than a real scab to pick at and play with.

The description for this toy is just as puzzling.

“Hey everybody my name’s Crustopher the Scab. I’m that best friend you just love to pick on. I come complete with a blood-stained bandage. “It’s my blanket!” Hold me, tickle me, nibble my crispy edges, just don’t forget I’m a part of you. Do you have a place in your heart for a Scab?”

Would you want a plush doll fashioned as a scab and a band-aid?