Want to be right up there with the latest in pop culture? Well, The Awl has discovered what looks like the next big urban dance craze called “Dick Slang” (just kidding, there’s no way this is going to be a big hit — just an embarassing blip in music).

Anyway, “Dick Slang” involves shaking your hips to music while wearing loose-fitting clothing in order to show off how big your penis is. Don’t try this at home. In fact, don’t try this anywhere.