A 30,000 s. ft. home in Alpine, NJ has gone down in price from $68 million to $52 million — a guaranteed bargain if you’re looking for a home that has 12 bedrooms, 15 baths, 12-foot ceilings, a swimming pool, a tennis court, a heated driveway, and an indoor basketball court, all supposedly operational via an iPhone.

And with a name like “An American Masterpiece“, this mansion probably really is one as it sits in the richest neighborhood in the US according to a 2008 Forbes Magazine rating. Here is the neighborhood if you want to take a look.

But seriously, can anybody ever really live in a place as grand as this? I wouldn’t know what to do with myself. Check out the full listing here and start gathering up those millions.