Alana from TLC’s Toddlers and Tiaras has been granted her own spin-off show on TLC (yes, THE LEARNING CHANNEL) so we can all get to know not only her a little bit better, but her entire family as well. The new show called Here Comes Honey Boo Boo premieres on TLC August 8th. Disaster imminent.

UPDATE: Gawker has video of the entire TV show teaser.