A couple of things about this:

  1. I didn’t know the chicken scratch that I did when I paid for the license was going to be used as my official signature. Look at that thing. Just look at it. W. T. H.?!
  2. My birth date and signature are embossed. Quite different than NYS’s all-smooth design.
  3. No idea what sort of security feature the smaller monochrome photo of me right of center is supposed to do. Seems slapped on from a design standpoint.
  4. Speaking of design, the background is just all squiggly lines.
  5. And while we’re on the background, I think it’s neat that the blue part on the right side of the license actually spells out “California” in little tiny letters.
  6. LOOK AT HOW TAN I AM ALREADY. I am like a vampire on my NYS license compared to this photo here.
  7. I miss the malleability of the NYS drivers license. The CA one is more like a credit card in hardness. Will probably break in two if you bend it too much.
  8. I prefer the NYS license.

And that is all! No comments, so you can’t even tell me I’m wrong!