Photo: REUTERS/Aly Song

The Chinese always trying to have it all — the love of the beach without the tanning of their ghostly-white skin. Well, now they’ve invented a way to do it with these things called face-kinis. What are they? They are burglary masks in neon colors meant to block out all hopes of the sun having its effect on your face. Does it work? Maybe. But more importantly, why is nobody stopping this from becoming a trend in China?

Thanks Ricky!