I wholeheartedly agree with Google here. I get a few emails every week asking me if somebody can guest blog for me about “any topic I want” and every time I read these emails red flags pop up in my head. I know these are linkbaits at their core and often times I ignore the email altogether. But damn, you linkbaiters are pesky critters asking time and time again if I’ve received an email or if I’ve made a decision yet. I have. And my decision was made 10 years ago. So for the first and FINAL time, NO I WILL NOT HAVE YOU AS A GUEST BLOGGER HERE.